What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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